foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via sleep-eat-sing)

  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via sleep-eat-sing)

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via sleep-eat-sing)

sleep-eat-sing:

I bet Greenday are having to mentally prepare themselves for tomorrow

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

(via singinghymens)

robertdniro:

drakefan666:

the X files sucked

blocked, unfollowed, blocked, blacklisted, blocked, i called the cops, blocked

(via singinghymens)

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